Score: 9

"Hey, hey wait that was a gay joke"

submission: Edible Castle #10

date: December 15, 2009

It took me a little while to get the whole "fairy" thing.
FAR TOO LONG, MAN.

Score: 10

"To the person three or so above me..."

submission: Gretel and Hansel

date: October 31, 2009

Please, for God's sake, leave your misguided thoughts on gender and sexism out of the review.
This is amazing, I love the watercolour artwork especially. Definitely "Brothers Grimm" style humour, as well!
I expect much more from you in the future :3

Score: 10

"Top quality."

submission: Another Small Favor

date: September 5, 2009

Mr. Ziebarth, if you aren't already working on some commercial games, I'll abduct you and force you to :D
Seriously, this is a quality point'n'click game. I also really enjoy the story. I would love it if these first two games and the next in the series were released as a commercial disc. I'd buy three copies :O
Anyway, congratulations AGAIN, and I hope to see some more AGAIN.

Score: 7

"Nice idea, but..."

submission: Ricochet Kills

date: September 5, 2009

It needs some heavy, heavy polishing.
It didn't feel like there was much thought put into the game. Like, instead of actually planned levels, it felt like you just placed obstacles and enemies around, and said "It's probably possible to kill all the enemies with a given amount of bullets." There was no "solution", nothing to really figure out, and it seemed more like absolutely blind luck which enemies were killed with one bullet. For example, on level 1, one time I could just kill all of the enemies firing one shot, and another time I attempted to fire at the same spot and ended up wasting all of my bullets with three enemies left.
Again, it's a really nice concept, and I love the soundtrack, but the gameplay leaves a lot to be desired.
I hope to see more from you in the future.

Score: 8

"Constructive criticism ahead!"

submission: A blobs tale

date: September 3, 2009

First off, I'll say that I liked it. A lot. I really, really liked the storybook atmosphere you had going on. The little details like the sea monster, Henry, etc. were just priceless. I also liked the music a lot.
However, I thought the polar bear kinda killed the mood. You've got obscure, slightly dark characters and then you have a "totally radical dude" polar bear. I liked the little quiz, but the panda didn't help.
I love your art style, but I thought the part with the spider was slightly too challenging, in an annoying way. You couldn't escape the camera; that is, you could never get ahead of him, which made it so that if you make one false move, you have to restart.
Otherwise, great game, keep it up, and I look forward to part 2.

Score: 2

"Goddammit, man. GODDAMMIT."

submission: Spoof of the Colossus

date: July 25, 2009

I didn't laugh at all. I didn't even smile once.
The jokes were shitty and immature, and they sounded like you were talking to yourself THE WHOLE. DAMN. TIME.
That game was a piece of ART. You would have achieved the same effect if you had just animated yourself urinating all over your copy of the game.
2/10 for decent drawings.

Score: 10

"Oh my God."

submission: Run Elephant Run

date: July 19, 2009

I cannot believe how a game can be so simple in art, programming, and story, and still be so... touching. Honest to God, I have not felt chills like this playing a game since I was 10.
Art, pure and simple.
I applaud you.

Score: 7

"Ok, let me clear some things up..."

submission: Foreign Creature

date: July 5, 2009

It's pretty good, like some have said, it's VERY similar to "The Visitor", but, since that was your inspiration, that's to be expected.
A couple things, though. I understand why he had to escape, and why he had to kill the professor, guard and dog. I even understand why he needed to kill the woman and the guy rummaging through the papers. But what was the point in using telepathy to kill those 3 people by the pond, or that guy in the streets? I mean, he wasn't sustaining himself, or keeping himself hidden or anything. You're making it out to be more like an evil demon, instead of just a hostile creature.

Score: 10

"WHAT."

submission: A Zeebarf Valentine

date: June 26, 2009

OH WOW IT'S A SHEEP PLEASE ALLOW ME TO POINT OUT THE MOST OBVIOUS THING IN THE FLASH OH WOW.

I'm Obvious-Man.

Score: 10

"ALL DAY."

submission: F**k the S**t

date: June 26, 2009

I gotta say, I didn't think I was gonna like this, but I was waiting for Reemus 3 and I thought, Hey. It's Zeebarf.
I laughed my fucking ass off and I've had this song stuck in my head ALL Day.